Thursday, April 12, 2007

Stu and Randy's Tips for a healthy 'stache

1. Keep your mustache combed and waxed day and night. As the mustache grows, the long hairs will tangle and get knotted if they are allowed to hang naturally. The knotted hair will break-off, causing the loss of precious inches of tip. A waxed mustache will not lose so many strays, nor is it so likely to get caught in your zipper jacket, or your mouth. An unruly mustache could choke its sleeping owner.

2. Keep the mustache away from fire. Years of growth can be lost instantly in a stinking cloud of smoke. A heavy coating of protein stiffener will act as a fire retardant.


3. Your mustache should never grow over your upper lip. While you may admire the length of ours, this length is best left to professionals.

Have a question for Stu and Randy? Post it in the comments.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

did you think that they give fashion insight as well?

mrscooby3169 said...

andrew is in.